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This relaxed, garment-dyed tee feels like a soft exhale. The heavyweight cotton holds its shape while the post-construction dye gives the fabric a lived-in, vintage softness that invites you to reach for it again and again. Front text reads with a cheeky, consoling voice — a little tough love for days when worry talks loudest. It sits easily over jeans, layered under a shacket, or worn solo during a walk around the neighborhood. Wear it to anchor a messy morning, to spark a wry smile at a friend’s low day, or to bring a grounded, honest energy to a casual hangout. Subtle sparkle details around the lettering add a playful contrast to the blunt message, so the shirt feels equal parts comforting and defiant.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — pre-shrunk for reliable fit
- Garment-dyed for soft color, lived-in texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitching for durability
- Available S–4XL; sewn-in label; made in Honduras
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Your Anxiety Is a Lying Ass Hoe Tee
$20.68
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$20.68
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Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — pre-shrunk for reliable fit
- Garment-dyed for soft color, lived-in texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitching for durability
- Available S–4XL; sewn-in label; made in Honduras
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean